Election Night Drinking Game
Tuesday, November 02, 2004
Hello everyone. Today we drag our tired asses off of our couches and participate in the democratic process. We get to choose who it is that represents us for the next 4 years. And you know what? Whoever wins this year is going to have the same problems that they had in 2000. They are going to have to try to unite, or at least work with a country that will still be sharply divided on Wednesday. So, to have a little fun with the election night, I came up with this drinking game. The rules are as follows:
Take 1 drink when:
-A talking head or some other news reporting agency mentions that this will be a close race.
-Someone on TV mentions the 2000 election.
-Anyone mentions Terrorism, Osama bin Laden, Iraq, or Saddam Hussein
Give 2 Drinks when:
-The candidate of your choice wins a state.
Chug a beer(or other drink) if:
-Your candidate loses the election overall (you may have to wait a month or so to do this one)
-Every time Michael Moore is on screen, everyone must drink until he is no longer on screen
-Also, everyone must take a drink if someone mentions Michael Moore or Farenheit 9/11
Well, I think that these rules will suffice for now. If you have any suggestions, please email them to me or post your comments here. Enjoy and remember my motto: "Four more beers, Four more beers!!"
Posted byJ. R. Guinness at 1:40 PM