Showing posts with label funny. Show all posts
Showing posts with label funny. Show all posts

NSFW - Hello Kitty Vibrator
Friday, August 29, 2008

WARNING: The links in this article and probably this article itself are NSFW. So, if you're reading this from work, expect a visit from those guys in HR with one of those pieces of pink paper that signify that you're going to have a lot of extra free time on your hands in the immediate future.

So the other day one of my female friends bought a Hello Kitty vibrator. The red one. At first we thought it was a knock off, until we got it to her house and saw the writing on the back that said Copyright Sanrio, Inc.

I understand that some people really like certain characters. Unfortunately, this sometimes leads to an unnatural attachment to said character. (Look no further than furry fandom for verification of this.)

The fact that the parent company of the Hello Kitty franchise has gotten on board with this is interesting and slightly disturbing. I know that companies make money by supplying what people want and I support that. I still reserve the right to think that it is strange not only for people to demand this type of product, but for the company to supply it as something more than the ha-ha novelty factor.

For those of you out there who are interested in your own personal "Hello Kitty Vibrating Shoulder Massager" you can purchase it from JList.com. (The same site that I apparently borrowed the above image from.)

Weird. Just plain weird.

Posted byJ. R. Guinness at 7:00 AM 1 comments  

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When Recycling Goes Too Far...
Wednesday, August 27, 2008


OK, I know that recycling is a good thing. I don't think that it should be forced upon people, but I do think that it should be available to people who want to do so. (I used to live in an apartment in a city that did not have a recycling program for it's multi-family properties.) But I also think that sometimes there is a line that needs to be drawn when it comes to recycling. Especially when the product that is being recycled is used condoms.

Once more, China steps into the international spotlight for exposing its own people to unnecessary health risks. Never mind the lead in toys, this time it's herpes in hairbands. The one positive thing that can be said about this is that at least, to the best of our knowledge, none of the used jimmy-hat hairbands have been exported.

What I really want to know is who the hell came up with this idea? Who thought that it would be good to take condoms that people have actually used, as opposed to ones that don't pass QC, and turn them into hairbands?

This is what happens when you get fanatical about something. Even something as good as recycling. Everything in moderation.

All I can say is: Buy American.

Posted byJ. R. Guinness at 7:00 AM 0 comments  

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Don't Nuke Texas
Monday, August 25, 2008

I know that the message that this group is trying to get across with their bumper sticker is urging politicians to not build nuclear power plants in the state of Texas, but the first time that I saw this sticker, I thought that they wanted to drop nuclear bombs on my state.

Granted they didn't want to bomb all of Texas, just the free parts. However, it so happens that all of Texas is free, and therefore I thought that they did want to bomb all of Texas. Honest mistake. But in case I have to say it explicitly:

DON'T NUKE TEXAS!

Posted byJ. R. Guinness at 7:00 AM 1 comments  

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Fun with Spam
Monday, July 07, 2008

I know that it has been a while since I last posted, but I just had to share this. Now, I'm no stranger to Spam. I've had an email account since about 1994. I had a Rocketmail account before they were taken over by Yahoo. Heck, I even have a throwaway email account that I give when websites that I know are going to spam me ask me for my email. (Currently their are 2227 messages that the spam filter has caught for that one, and probably about a hudred that it has not caught. All of that being said, I recieved a piece of spam that had quite a disturbing title. See for yourselves:


As you can see, this is one of the many people that want to enlarge various parts of my body. Now I'm not married, but I don't think that if I were that I would want to set my wife on fire. Then again, I know several men who would disagree with me on the point of spousal conflagration.

Posted byJ. R. Guinness at 8:12 AM 0 comments  

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